athenejen: iAthena (athena)
Title: send us off to sleep
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Relationship(s): Gabriel Landeskog/Ryan O'Reilly
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1900
Disclaimer: So very, very fictional.
Warnings: There is a moment that could be perhaps considered very slightly dubcon, but there is also enthusiastic consent.
Summary: In which Gabe insists that Ryan takes a post-practice nap.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] pass_shoot_porn, for [livejournal.com profile] honeymull's prompt, "make me." The title is from "P.S." by James. Also posted on AO3 here.

I don't get why you're here. It's not like you can _make_ me sleep. )
location: Round the Bend
Mood:: 'rushed' rushed
athenejen: iAthena (Default)
1. I still have not made my Yuletide wrap-up post, because I am terrible.

2. I'll probably be spending the next week and a half cleaning the apartment in preparation for a parental visit, oh god. Of course, they are visiting over NHL All-Star Weekend, because parents are inconvenient like that. Hopefully my DVR will deign to actually record everything, and maybe even let me watch it.

3. I have too many thoughts and opinions and feelings about hockey. Also too many thoughts about the NFL playoffs, which is to say, any thoughts at all, but I guess that's what I get for buying Sports Illustrated at the airport and reading it on the plane. My high school self would be appalled (she was kind of the Anti-Jock, and proud of it... oh, how the mighty judgmental hath fallen).

4. Speaking of falling, I seem to have accidentally developed a thing for the NY Rangers. It was already happening earlier this season, but 24/7 was the last nail in that coffin. I'm into way too many teams and players as it is, but I seem to just keep adding more.

5. Which brings me to the true, and truly frivolous point of this post -- I suddenly realized today that being into hockey has irreparably warped my sense of attractiveness. I mean, I knew that to an extent already, because, well, Kaner. This is a new level for me, though. Because finding the gap in someone's teeth endearing, sure, that's fine, that's not completely out of the ordinary, I feel. But seeing a picture of someone playing with his false tooth (like, having removed it, holding it on his tongue, and grinning wildly) and still finding him ridiculously hot? *facepalm* There's no going back from this. I might be stuck in this fandom forever. (Though! I'm still multi-fannish! I am! I just have hockey on the brain the most, these days.)

P.S. [livejournal.com profile] raggedy_edge is running the Sex Is Not the Enemy ficathon again -- go forth and sign up! My prompt is this this lovely photo, feel free to suggest things I could write for it. :) Also, [livejournal.com profile] pass_shoot_porn is happening again (24 hours to write 500+ words of hockey RPF, essentially), because [livejournal.com profile] cathybites is awesome; signups for this round are here. AND! The wonderful [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis has announced the dates for Porn Battle XIII: Lucky Thirteen! Time to start thinking of prompts. :D
Mood:: 'amused' amused
location: Temporary Storage

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